| I log on to icq today, and there is no one online... feels sad. My high school friends are gone...
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| Tims face makes everything worth it
May 22 4:22AM... after smash
-40:39:36- closer ... closer ... and closer........ mufufufufu
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| Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and
falling to sleep. All of sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man
dressed in a cowl standing in front of his bed. "What the hell are you
doing in mybedroom?......and who are you?" he asked.
"This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven."
"WHAT!??
Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die.....I'm too young." said
Harry. "If I'm dead, I want you to send me back immediately."
"It's not that easy", said St.Peter, "you can only return as a dog or a hen. You can choose on your own..."
Harry
thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog is too
tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life. Running
around with a rooster can't be that bad. "I want to return as a hen."
Harry replied. And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken
run, really nicely feathered. But man, now "he" felt like the rear
end was gonna blow........ then along came the rooster.
"Hey, you must be the new hen on the farm." he said. "How does it feel?"
"Well, it's OK I guess, but it feels like my rear end is blowing up."
"Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going on. Have you never laid an egg before??"
"No, how do I do that?" Harry asked.
"Cluck twice, and then you push all you can."
Harry
clucked twice, and pushed more than he was good for, and then 'Plop'
and an egg was on the ground. "Wow" Harry said "that felt really
good!" So he clucked again and squeezed. And you better believe that
there was yet another egg on the ground. The third time he clucked, he
heard his wife shout:
"Harry, for Gods sake wake up, you're shitting all over the bed!"
I was reading this from an email, and i really like it...
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| bye bye jason...
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| welcome to my mid-20
hohoho!!!!
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